We have an assignment to attend an educational event in SL. This sounds very exciting and since I desperately want to learn to build things I know just what I’m after. I find that, just like in RL, I feel very brave and adventurous during the planning stages… pull up the handy Search utility and tap in Building for the criteria and select Events for the category. Hmm, many more returns than I was expecting. How to choose the one that’s ‘right for me’? I notice the third one down in the list – Building a Planter, and my heart flip-flops. Perfect. I click on the event listing and a new screen opens with more detail about the event… I’m looking for something that doesn’t require a lot of experience : ) Well, it doesn’t say it’s for ‘rank beginners’ -there is something there about experience with textures -which I don’t have.. but it does say everyone is welcome, and I’m still feeling brave and adventurous. The next thing I notice is that class starts in five minutes. Holy cow, it’s going to take me that long to figure out where I’m going and which end is up when I land. No time for the jitters. I click on Teleport and whoosh…
Immediately, my RL self is in a cold sweat. In SL I stagger this way and that, looking for clues to help orient me. Is there a keyboard combo somewhere for standing serenely while turning *only* my head to take in the new surroundings? I’m sure that’s probably a costly AO but I’m strictly freeloading at this point -and looking the part. I remember that the mini-map is my friend and pull it up to look for green dots. But I’m petrified of green dots. They’re there, very close by – oh, crap, am I ready for this? Glib avatars, oozing with confidence that I do not feel, slide onto pink cushioned bar stools spaced about 5 meters apart in rows. They text greetings to each other. Oh man, they all know each other. Well, if I’m lucky they’ll just ignore me. I’m lucky. I perch in the back row, thankful to have landed on the stool and facing the right direction.
The instructor introduces herself, her exchanges in the local chat window are shouted, to extend the range of the local chat,
“Ashlynn Enoch shouts: Hi Eruditus”.
There’s alot of other stuff happening, too. I touch an ivy ball overhead to register for the class and receive the supplies for class – they magically appear in my Inventory. In addition to the class chatter there are ads being displayed in the local chat window, which I find a bit disconcerting. I don’t need any distractons right now.
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The instructor begins giving building instructions via the local chat, there is no voice. Actually, someone else gives instructions for the instructor. Initially, I thought the instructor might wander around checking progress but she stayed seated in front of the class. Why move around when you have your camera controls?
[18:01] Ashlynn’s helper shouts: Please open chat history so if you miss something you can refer to it. To do this either click history or control H.
[18:02] Ashlynn’s helper shouts: Please if you have a question shout it out so all may hear it. Thanks =)
[18:02] Ashlynn’s helper shouts: Create or rez a box.
I’m including excerpts from the chat for those who haven’t taken a class yet. We follow the instructions to rez a cube, change the size, hollow it out, etc. I’m bravely soldiering on, yup.. okay, got that. Well, I come to a screeching halt when we get to the ‘something about experience with textures which I don’t have’ part. I’m supposed to apply a texture to two sides of a cube but I keep getting all six sides. I tell myself to breathe, it’ll be okay. I use my camera view to look around furtively for someone else whose planter is at a standstill. Yes, there’s one over there, so I”m not alone. At the same time, while my camera is zooming around, I notice two bald spots on the back of my head. Crap, must be leftover from our ‘altering appearances’ exercise in class Saturday. I forgot to restore myself afterwards. Thank you for sitting in the back row I tell myself.
Bringing me back from that mortifying discovery, the instructor shouts, “anyone have questions?” No one makes a peep. The cat’s got my tongue. I realize I’m probably not going to have a successful outcome here. So, how to salvage the situation? I use my camera tools to move my view around and take snapshots of a planter that’s looking really good. I figure I’ll copy and save the chat history so that I can work out the kinks back at the sandbox – our sandbox, my safe haven. Class comes to an end. I schlup my half-built planter into my inventory while the other students are admiring their finished products. The instructor offers a notecard with the building instructions, which I gratefully accept. I read in the chat that the other ‘non-finisher’ had to go deal with a RL crisis during class and that’s why her planter was not complete. I’ll have to remember that one for another time I tell myself. I tap a quick Bye into the chat window and teleport home to the sandbox.